Note: A haiku is a poem which goes in syllabic beats of 5/7/5 and usually (ideally) contains imagery of a season or nature. THEN, TARE CAME ALONG. these are very silly but deffinitly NOT FOR KIDS

Soshika is hot
Koji molests her in spring
man that's like 12 limbs

Drawing Sartre is hard
things would be so much better
if he caught the mange

I would do Solla
but her junk is really strange
a handjob for me

So I was thinking
Nikitaks have four arms, right?
I'm such a pervert

Man Jet likes his drugs
but nothing will ease the pain
sigh! Kyo did not rape

Kyo says he pitches
but just look at his fine ass
uh.... not like I have...

A snowfall in spring
just as unusual as
Kyo not getting drunk

The rain of autumn
dripping off the dying leaves
Chovek wash your ass!

Actually, you know
Chovek doesn't need to drink
Kyo shoots it right in

The sweet smell of booze
like leaves blowing in the wind
Kyo walks down the street

Ahhhh, Mr. Chovek
actually I like you best
but please pimp-slap Kyo