Grey: *points at the kitty* remove.

Fine, meany head. A... uh... monty python... pair of tweezers peels soshi off of grey and sits her in the cool chair next to the table with the pills and sunglasses.

Soshi: ahem. Sorry bout that.

Grey: -.-;

Soshi: right. *puts on cool glasses* Now, I imagine, right now, you must be feeling a bit like Alice, tumbling down the rabbit hole?

Grey: I feel more like someone being held down in a ditch.

Soshi: aw, c'mon. you know you want it. *springs towards grey to fwump him*

The MP hand swats her away. Quit doin' that.

Soshi: but he's so bishonen!

Dun care.

Soshi: awwww, pleeeeeeaaaaase...

No.

Soshi: meany.

Deal with it. You can do whatever you want to him later.

Grey: what??

Don't worry, you'll be heavily drugged and won't remember a thing. ^_^

Grey: how reassuring.

Shaddup. Anyway,

Soshi: yer not gonna listen to anything I say, are you?

Grey: *shakes head*

Soshi: you already know, so there's no point speaking, is there?

Grey: *shakes head again*

Soshi: red pill?

Grey: no, by all means, give me the bl-

Soshi: *stuffs red pill in his mouth*

Grey: THAT'S CHEATING!

The plot wouldn't have gone anywhere otherwise.

Soshi: yeah, listen to the man

Grey: I will NOT listen to the man

Jet: Fight the man! The system is our enemy!

Jet, I'm all the hippie this chat-fic needs.

Jet: right! *dissappears in a puff of smoke*

Grey: *sniffs* what kind of smoke is that?

Duh... Anyway, moving on... grey is absorbed slowly by mirror goo, and--

Grey: You didn't put in a mirror when you described the scene.

Furniture needs no introduction.

Grey: you introduced Sosheus's chair.

I LIKE THE CHAIR. DEAL WITH IT.

Grey: -.-++

^_^ moving on...

Misuka: *seething* I will kill you all.

Bits of rope and chains trail from her clothes, half chewed through. Keke. Bondage Ranec.

Misuka: WHAT??

I warned you there would be jokes. Anyway... I'll be standing here in this AT field if anyone wants anything.

Soshi: AT field?

From eva. An impenetrable force field you make with your soul. We all have 'em. Like an aura... they make funny patterns when they touch.

Soshi: like if I was to fwump grey, like so *fwumps grey* our AT fields should be making designs?

Yeah, but you can't see 'em on normal people's fields. Too small.

Grey: help.

See, Evangelions and Angels are big enough to have visible ones, and since they're designed for Human Complementation, when the Synch Ratio is above 400%, the human pilot is absorbed into the LCL and... *rants for hours*

Oops... well, it seems that during my little Eva tangent, Grey was transported out of the Hekshantrix by Tank.

GP: yeah, dat's me.

^_^ GP is funny.

Raizy: GP is nice and all, but he's not my brother, Slick is.

Shaddup. He is now. But yer not introduced yet.

Raizy: oops *un-introduce-icizes*

That's better.

Grey: I'M IN LIMBO HERE! *is in limbo*

Right... maybe I should send misuka or soshi to keep you company?

Grey: NO! GETMEOUTGETMEOUTGETMEOUT!

Fine. After all, I gotta make sure this stays fuck-less. Rated PG and all

Grey: you cannot say Fuck in PG rated movies.

Fuck that.

Keoroot: FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!

PAL's: BUMPITY BUMP BUMP BUMP!!

*Thump* i hate the Project Ass-venture Leaders... they're all jocks.

*inside joke alert sounds* WOOP WOOP WOOP! inside joke: project adventure is a national program in physical education classes used to premote teamwork and trust. "bumpity bump bump" is a game used to learn your teammates' names. it sucks major ass.

Grey: well said.

Thank you ^_^ just for that, grey gets out of limbo without the horrible misuka torture I was going to give him.

Grey: *mumbled* lousy sadistic son of a--

I could send you back.

Grey: --very lucky mother and father.

Keke. Now, he wakes up in goo, similar to LCL. But it doesn't absorb people. Like in eva. See, in an eva's plug, if your synch ratio tops Quadruple Perfect, your soul--

Grey: SHUT UP!

Gomen ^_^;

Grey: *gets up outa goo and walks to the Millenium Falc--*

Soshi: the Jester X.

Right. Jester X. he goes there. Not a ship copyrighted by the american Bandai, Lucasarts.

George Lucas: I AM NOT BANDAI!

Yes you are. Grey, zap him.

GL: eep. *gets fried* looks like George Lucas is blasting off agaaaaaaaain............

Ping.

Grey: -.-;

I always wanted to say ping. It's funny.

Grey: I just realized something. This goo isn't amnion, this is strawberry syrup.

From above, a pile of whipped cream lands on Grey. Ice queen sunday.

Grey: I am male.

YOU KILLED THE JOKE! DAMMIT!

Ok... that's it... just for that, the garbage bot comes and sucks him into the trash tube. After rolling through the yucky pipes for a while, he gets yoinked by the Jester X.

Soshi: We found him, Misuka. We finally found him.

Misuka: AND HE'S HOT!

-.-; that wasn't the line.

Misuka: HE IS!

Sosheus is restraining herself, see.

Soshi: *drool*

Grey: -.-;

Y'know what I just realized? Grey is still covered in whipped cream and syrup.

Soshi and Misuka are slowly closing in, looking like wolves. Mwahahaha...

Grey: eh... don'tcha think this is a bit too much?

Fine, fine... uh... hey, shouldn't you guys be rebuilding his body?

Soshi: his body is nice just the way it is... @.@

Misuka: *nodnod* Grey's body... myaaaaaaa

Well, I tried.

Grey: HEY!

Keke.

Grey: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ok, because I'm not that sadistic, and this is s'posed to be rated PG, and there is a plot somewhere around here, the crew comes in to say hello.

Raizy, Luci, and GP walk in, having a heated argument.

Raizy: i'm tellin' ya, nobody pronounces it "houndor." it's houndour

Luci: but it's so much easier!

GP: yeah, plus it rhymes with "hard core"

-.-;;

actually, the chu and i thought it was that way until we saw the houndour episode... it was pretty cool.

Raizy: yeah, although the japanese episode was probably alot better

Naturally.

Grey: HELLO??

right. sosheus enters plot advancement mode and stops drooling

Soshi: wanna train a little?

Grey: i probably know everything you have on those upload tapes, but if you wish me to demonstrate my skills. i will.

Soshi: okey dokey ^_^

They enter the construct and a dojo loads. there are a wall of swords and chucks, amongst other weapons and armor (such as the mildew shield *shudder*) but not much else. cool paper doors and walls are supported by wooden beams inscribed with such mystic messages as "What is the hekshantrix?" "There is no spoon" and "john was here."

soshi: begi--

before she can finish the word, grey zaps her through the wall.

raizy: oooooooooooooooo

GP: that's gotta sting

misuka: god damn, i said god damn!

soshi: *cough* let's just go on to the jumping.

the construct becomes a rooftop, and soshi and grey stand on the edge. sosheus leaps effortlessly to the next rooftop.

soshi: now you try.

grey: no.

soshi: no?

grey: why bother, this isn't real.

soshi: but--

grey: i'm perfectly happy on this rooftop, here.

misuka: i think he's afraid to jump. maybe i should go in to help him.

ok.

misuka goes in behind grey, and pushes him off the rooftop. she jumps down after him. catching on, soshi dives fast headfirst, leveling out under both of them.

they all land on the feather-soft street, one on top of the other.

misuka and soshi: YASHA SANDWICH!!

grey: AHHH!!

mwahahahahaha

GP: how come i never get girls making me into a sandwich???

raizy: why would anyone want to be a sandwich?

because sosheus has a cute butt.

soshi: DIEEEE -.-++++

kekekeke. sorry, couldn't resist. anyway, they all get zapped suddenly into a crowded street in north Tek. everyone looks normal, except for one very odd male nikitak in a bright red dress.

darkfool: 'ello mates! oi'm the lady in red, oi am.

grey: why?

darkfool: hmf, nobody gets whoi oi do it, not even sure oi do. ask luci, 'e made me.

lucifer: heh ^_^;;

everyone sweatdrops. suddenly, darkfool starts rounding out

darkfool: oi seem to be gainin' a bit o weight, 'ere.

SHWOOMF

fat bastard: oi... er, that is, ach!

grey: ahh! it's an overweight scotsman with a taste for babies!

soshi: freeze program.

misuka: see, you gotta be ready for anything. expect the unexpec--

a large anvil falls on her.

soshi: ouch...

grey: *snicker*

GP: hey you guys, time to go. we got sentinels approaching.

grey: sentinels?

soshi: they stalk the real world, looking for us. the resistance.

grey: what can they do to us?

as he finishes his question, they wake up back in the Jester X.

on the screen is a picture of several unfocused objects approaching. as they come into view, grey gasps.

grey: IT'S PRESIDENT ELECT GEORGE W. BUSH!!!